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Merry Christmas and all that jazz…

Eh, I should make a quick post…

MERRY CHRISTMAS and all of that fun stuff. My holidays are going good, despite the crazy family, insane food choices, and bouts of complete immobility. With every white-chip-macadmia-nut cookie I stuff into my mouth, I feel my split time rising…

1:40…1:43…1:47…1:56…2:05…12:42 (cardiac arrest)

Today, Christmas with the Detricks… tommorow, Christmas with the Smartos… all of this travelling is giving me jet-lag…err..car-lag.

All of you Penn-Trafford folk, feel free to drop me a line to hang out, I have more free time than you might think…

December 25, 2007 Posted by Nick Smarto | General Blog | | No Comments

Smartography 12-16-2007: Celine Dion, Hannah Montana, Food

December 16, 2007 Posted by Nick Smarto | Smartography | | No Comments

Vlogging on a Prayer

Finals this week, so of course, I’m going to do anything for a distraction. One of the ways that I have been wasting my time is spending time on YouTube. A lot of people do this blog sort of thing with video now, and I thought I’d give it a try. Tell me if you like the concept!

December 15, 2007 Posted by Nick Smarto | Smartography | | No Comments

The Purpose

I’m not one to attach purposes to things. Doing so provides a support to the concept of predestination, and really takes the flavor out of life. After all, the greatest property of things is that you give them their own meaning. (You might just call me an existentialist). Still, after looking at my Top Friends list on Facebook, I’m beginning to realize that while it may not be purpose-driven, each one of my friend plays a certain role, a certain function.

For example, Joshua is my moral conscience. He’s a good person to bounce ideas off of. Bober might be my creative analyst. He helps to collaborate and form some of the ridiculous stuff that we get in to. Noah is that guy that grounds you, because no matter how laid back and cool you try to act, he achieves the same thing authentically. Angel is my overall logic compass. When I think something makes sense, she has to verify whether its a manifestation of my mind, or actually a good idea. Actually, Angel is sorta all-purpose. The crew guys are there to have fun competition with. These are just some examples. Trust me, you all have your function. Unlike most relationships in nature, the functions of your friends tend to travel towards enthalpy and order. Your friends assimilate to fill your various needs.

Does that make anyone feel uncomfortable; that you fill some roll you probably aren’t aware of? Don’t think of it is a bad thing, none of my friends are utterly useless, so if you can safely assume you are benefiting society… or at least me and my microcosm.

By the way, I’ve been peer-pressured into having another big New Year’s party, but I have run into some complications. Apparently, Skip stopped over to bring some of my articles to my house and spoke to my mother. Skip expressed great concern of the risk of underage drinking at his house. While I wasn’t planning on having a huge drinking party, my mother seems to think it’s inevitable. Negotiations are under way. If I do have it, the desire has been expressed to make it a small 30-ish people party. If that becomes the case, it will be semi-formal dress.

Anyways, my numerical methods test/class is done. One more terrible, horrible, no-good, very bad exam left (thank you to those who got the preschool pop-culture reference). That test is Physics II for Engineering Students. It’s going to be very evil and demonic, covering such topics as Gauss and Ampere’s laws for magnetism, Maxwell’s equations, electrics fields and forces, capacitance and dielectrics, and of course, everyone’s favorite, Faraday’s law!!!

Needless to say, its going to be disgusting, and it will probably break my B in the class. Still, I’m feeling good that finals are underway. I can afford to take solace in the fact that no matter how I do, they are only a three-hour block of time, and I’ve worked hard enough this semester to allow myself a little wiggle room.

Anyways, it’s unlikely that you care about my performance on exams (actually, it’s pretty unlikely you’ve navigated to my blog anyways).

I hope everyone has a good day, and since a major hurdle has been accomplished, I’ll be finding some sort of fun tonight, so if you feel like joining in the festivities, let me know!!!

December 10, 2007 Posted by Nick Smarto | Philosophy | | No Comments

Josh Brings Out the Best in Me

So instead of a more conventional blog post about my current state of affiars, I’m having a great online conversation with Josh, and I figured I’m just going to take excerpts from it and put them here, because they pretty much explain the past few days of my life…

Me
: i hit on some random girl today
Me
: by that,
Me
: i mean she smiled at me in the library, so i found out her name by looking at her paper she was working on, then poked her on Facebook
Me
: and the more i think about… i’m really fucking creepy


That was a true story, by the way. Here is another good excerpt:

Josh: Ok, were you drunk
Me
: dude, i was in the library

Me
:
and if i’ve learned anything from freshmen year, its not to get drunk at the library


For the record, thats not necessarily a true story. But, this next one was 100% true:


Me: so the best thing ever happened yesterday
Me
:
i threw a snowball at a random Asian
Me
:
and i’ve been riding that high all day
Josh:
That is sweet
Josh:
I wish there was random Asians here to throw snowballs at

Josh: All I have are black people, but thats a hate crime
Josh:
And kinda ironic, hitting a black man with a white snow ball
Me
:
the Asian i threw the snowball at was kinda hot
Me
:
like really hot
Me
:
we fucked for hours
Me
:
and by that, i mean, she barely noticed, and walked away.

For all my Asian friends, this girl was selected at random and there was no discrimination at all. She was faced away from me when I targeted her. Besides, she was one of those Asians that only talks to other Asians, and therefore, she had it coming.

(Note to readers, the views and opinions of Nick Smarto are not necessarily exhibited by his actions…)

Anyways, I’m in a pretty good mood. My engineering classes are pretty much done for the semester. Finals are approaching fast, so beware of putting up with an even-bitchier Nick Smarto in the next week or two (its fun to refer to yourself in the third person… you should try it more often).

Other updates on life:

My RedRover presentation was a disaster (no audio for my video, my vocal presentation got bumped from time constraints), so the hours of work I spent this week were pretty much a waste of time.

Dad is coming in tonight to spend a few days, so that will be fun. Crew is awesome. School sucks. Bober is bizarre. Everything is as it should be.

December 6, 2007 Posted by Nick Smarto | General Blog | | No Comments