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The Great Blue Heron Festival

As I exit adolescence into adulthood, a stark reality bears down upon me: much of the world is full of negative experiences. Most Americans wake up to unpleasant sounding alarms, put on uncomfortable clothes, drive to work in thoroughly uninteresting cars, work many hours a day at a job they rarely enjoy, only to come home to a family they barely speak to, and finally retire to the same bed to repeat the process. We tend to drive ourselves towards normality, the enthalpic organization of our lives. We compartmentalize, we bicker, but most of all, we forget how to have actual fun. This is why it was such a great relief and such an amazing experience to attend the Great Blue Heron Music Festival in Sherman, New York.

Surrounded by the rolling hills of the New York Amish countryside, our three-hour pilgrimage north left us in a line of cars queued up to enter the festival. For a few minutes, you could see nothing but the cars in front of you, but as we slowly waited in line, a young and very pretty girl walked up to our window. She asked us if this was our first ‘Heron’ and we informed her that it was. She ran over the parking instructions, asked how we intended on staying the weekend. We didn’t have a very solid plan laid down, so we asked for her opinion. She said that staying in the tent camping was nothing short of “Amazing.”, but alas, we had packed for the trip with the anticipation of living out of our vehicles, and didn’t have the proper supplies to sleep in the forest. She reassured us that we’d still have the greatest weekend. She penciled in a letter on our windshields and we continued in the line.

Once we got to the end of the line, we were directed into a steady, well-organized pull-off where we received our wrist-bands, parking passes and instructions. Because of our dependence on the vehicles, we chose to stay in the ‘quiet-camping’ area, up on the other side of the hill. Climbing that hill with our vehicles, we were stunned with the overlooking view of the festival. We hadn’t even gotten out of the trucks, but already the festival’s vibrant energy overtook us. You could hear both stages booming with music and excited spectators, you could see the colorful flags of the vendors and smell the assortment of different foods. You could see thousands of people, all of them smiling.

We chose a campsite at our discretion and began to unpack. Parking the two trucks back to back, we were able to convert our tailgate areas into a sort of back porch that involved tarp overhangs and a hammock strung between the two latches. We threw up a tent to keep our supplies in, unpacked the perishables, arranged the coolers, grabbed a beer and sat down and observed the festival from afar for a little.

We had barely gotten camp set up when the neighboring campsite yelled to us “Hey! You guys play beer pong?” We accepted the challenge and were introduced to Patrick, Jessie and Jessica. Patrick, a man in his late twenties, worked for the Post Journal, a local newspaper, and was enjoying his first Heron as well. Jessie worked with him at the Journal and her friend Jessie had come along for the ride. I’ll never forget ‘Patrick’s Sexy Dance’, a celebratory dance which was practiced upon winning a cup at beer pong. The dance involved him getting low to the ground, rhythmically humping the air above him with one hand waiving in victory. We played a few rounds of very poor beer pong, enjoyed each other’s company for a little, and then parted ways and decided it was time to go over to the festival.

We were dawned in fairly appropriate attire, me sporting a vintage T-shirt and my handmade bell-bottoms, the others in their equally period dress. We headed down the hill, and began to absorb what was around us. The main path down to festival was littered with every single example of counter-culture you can imagine, from the old ladies in their tie-dye shirts to the teenage stoners, and everyone in between.

The farm that the festival is held on is a 300+ acre plot of land, which used to be a campground and now simply grew some Shiitake mushrooms in a distant field somewhere. Our understanding from various conversations was that the owner, Jean makes the festival her full time job, and uses her land every year for exclusively this festival. The open fields are used to house kid’s play areas, the concert stage and the massive amounts of vehicle camping and parking. However, the majority of the land is under a wooded forest where the previous campground paths still exist. Most of the weekend visitors to the festival stay in the wood trails, and friends, seeing these trails was one of the greatest experiences of my life:

The trials were inhabited by mostly kids in my age range, though there were some families and older generations camping there too. As no vehicles were allowed in the trails, everything that we saw around us was brought in on foot or cart. We guessed that around 2-3 thousand people were staying here in the woods, and the expansive miles of trails weren’t enough to dilute them. Every inch of forest you could see was covered in tents, tapestries, people playing guitars, artists, wanderers… people of every flavor. We spend the first hours at the festival walking these trails and meeting people. After the first hours of our festival time had elapsed, we had met far too many people to remember and had met people from as far away from us as California and as close to us as Penn Hills. Everyone on these trails was having a good time, they were all smiling, all exuberant about the festival. The scenes from my memory of that first walk through the tent sites will be forever etched into my brain, because it was the first time I could ever recall when I had ever seen so many people be happy. There wasn’t mortgages, there weren’t jobs and parking tickets and divorces. There were just thousands of people meeting each other, embracing the event and casting off so much energy, you could damn near feel it giving you a sunburn.

After some recovery time from that event, we stopped back at the campsite for some cleanup and met our new neighbors from New York. They were on a trip from Brooklyn to see the festival and Niagara falls.

Finally, we went and listened to some music. There were dozens of bands that occupied the two stages of the festival. I spent all of my time at the main stage. These were all bands I’ve never heard of, but now will never forget, because the incredible stage energy of these bands was nothing like the Nickelback concerts we are used to. These bands played for the love of the music. One band, the Town Pants, was a sort of Celtic-Punk casserole, which sounded like a much-more authentic and high energy version of the Dropkick Murphy’s. There were so many other acts that I can’t even begin to recall all of their acts, but bands like Entrain, Donna the Buffalo and the Town Pants are reason enough to pay the admission charge to the festival.

After a night of dancing hard in front of the stage for hours, we took another short walk through the forest to try to gather more sensory perception from the thousands of crazy people back there, and then decided it was time to go to bed. We went to sleep fast, excited to wake up the next day.

By 10am, we were already up and cleaned-up. After a few minutes of talking with Paisley, Gene, Ray, Mindy and their gang, we wound up down at the festival. We spent a few hours in the kid’s field, where we all tried our hands at Crystal Stix, a game where you use two batons to try to keep a third stick from hitting the ground. I spent less time than the others at this game, as I was intrigued by a set of tom-tom’s laying in the grass. I picked them up and spent a little while reacquainting myself with some technique, and then began rocking out for what seemed like hours. At a festival like this, playing music just felt so good.

Later in the day, we took a few rounds around the woods again, meeting people like Michael, who dressed in only gray shorts and had a fake lion’s tale drooping behind him, or Marly who danced with us at the stage and we couldn’t quite tell if she was fond of any of us or just liked to drift in between people. We also met Chris and Lynn, who were 17 year veterans of the festival, and always make sure to get the same camp site every year. Yes, we have pictures of most of these people.

But before long, the music picked up and we spent most of the rest of the night dancing and jumping around with the other thousands of people crowded around the stage. This was the second night of the festival, and you could tell that everyone wasn’t going to waste it. I stood there in amazement as old people took their clothes offs, adults casually passed joints around to each other, and a toddler was running in between all these legs dancing to the music. It was a harmony. Every race, age and gender was blending as the music made us all dance and smile for hours.

That night ended with pizza rolls and beer as we discussed the events of the day around the campfire with our neighbors. One last morning left before we had to return to the real world.

We woke up in the same fashion, early and anxious. We did a great deal of cleaning the camp, took our usual cold-water wash-off, saw our neighbors off on their journey, and then headed to the festival one last time.

Some of the bands from the past few days were playing entire encore sets; the vibe was a little different than the past few days. It was obvious that no one wanted to go home, and I don’t just mean us four. The entire festival seemed a little upset about having to leave. My new favorite band, Entrain took the stage and I stayed for the entire set front row. I felt really good about it all.

We finally packed up, spent a while trying to get out of town, and eventually made it to the highway. The entire way home, we talked about how much the trip changed our lives and out outlook. For some of us, it was a saving grace for faith in humanity, for others, it was a three-day party, but we all took positive things home and we can’t wait to go back next year. We are forever ‘Heron Heads’ and for once, we saw what life was supposed to be like.

July 8, 2008 Posted by Nick Smarto | General Blog, Reviews | | No Comments

The Boys Are Back In Town

My personal tradition that has been going several years strong is to listen to Alice Cooper’s anthem “School’s Out for Summer” upon completion of my last academic obligation. I was a little late this year because after the finals were over, I still had some small assignments to stamp off, but last week I closed the book on my junior year at college. “Oh, you’re MechE? Well junior year is by far the worst that it gets… ever”, a seemingly rehearsed conversation that you have with just about anybody in years ahead of you in the department. Looking back and testing the accuracy of their testaments, I can’t easily disagree. The academic workload was far greater than any previous year, college or otherwise. Still, as bad as the course work actually was, I think that the year went very well as a result of practice. For most of freshmen and sophomore year, I was still shell shocked by college, the work, the atmosphere, the displacement from the comfortable. It was far from an ideal environment to crank out school work. By this year, I learned how to study, what to study, and with whom to study with (and not to study with). I learned the ropes; beat the exams and absorb as much material as possible. Call it classical conditioning or a forced response or whatever, but I think I figured it all out on my own out of spite.

Anyways, it’s done. My GPA was at an all-time high and now I can focus on summer and all that it has to offer. This summer is far from a break, but it’s a strong taste of the real work that I anticipate. I have a summer internship at the Elliott Company in Jeanette, which means I’ll be holding down an 8am to 4:30pm job. I’ll also be doing a lot of training for crew. But Jack is not a dull boy, as we are counting down the days to the Pig Roast and JamBaLoosa. (Oh, and my 21st birthday, woo)

So maybe change isn’t so bad/

May 19, 2008 Posted by Nick Smarto | Status Report | | No Comments

Dear Computer…

Dear Computer…

I gave you life. I built you from custom parts. I knew very little of computer construction but I did my homework, and learned how to make you. My friends just bought that Dell crap, but I wanted you to have a personality and some power. I gave you everything a computer could ever want; power, two giant monitors, and all the illegal pirated software I could download.

So why did you BETRAY ME!!!!!!

This video is due in the clients hands (well, projected on their wall) at 6pm tomorrow, and I had intended on finishing it by midnight, and then getting some studying and sleep in.

But you had to fuck everything up, eh?

Why would you just shut off. Well? Huh? The experts will say that you had some bad sector in your hard drive that now means that you can no longer boot into Windows, but they are wrong. You did it out of spite.

As we both know, I got this pretty little laptop, and just because it’s skinnier and younger than you, you had to through this stupid bitch-fit and eat all my project and refuse to boot up after I did many, many hours of work on you. Now I have to start from scratch, making me pull my second all nighter in… well, two nights.

This was not a technical error, and you know it. YOU ARE A VINDICTIVE FUCKING COMPU-BITCH! Why put me through this. You could have died last week when I was looking at the stupid Chris Crocker video on YouTube… you could have passed away peacefully the week before while I was downloading that new iTunes song… But no… you died at the absolutely least convenient time for a computer to die in the history of my owning you. I’d rather you have died the week I built you, so that you wouldn’t take my pictures of college memories into the digital abyss with you.

I’m going to fix you… I’m going to breath life in to you once again, and then give you the worst virus you can ever imagine… I’M GOING TO MAKE BLUE SCREEN ERRORS SEEM LIKE A PEACEFUL MASSAGE!!!!! AAAAAHHH!!! Why? Why?????

You team-betraying fucktard. I hope you go to computer hell and are forced to have some jackass play nothing but solitaire on you for the rest of computer eternity. I hope you go to the same level of computer hell that they send spyware servers and spam generators.

I hate you…

with every fiber of my being…

You ruined the start of my carnival week, and that is unforgivable…

If you ever come back, I’m loading your iTunes with nothing but Sisqo.

April 14, 2008 Posted by Nick Smarto | Rants | | No Comments

Whoops, My Bad

Correction: The Sisqo thing was a giant lie started by someone on campus, and shame on them. Actual concert is featuring the Roots. I guess thats not a bad. I’m not a huge hip hop fan, but as the urban music goes, these guys are fairly creative. Of course, my dream of having Jamiroquai is probably never going to come true, but I’ll settle.

Varsity is at the Murphy Cup Regatta in Philly today, but for some weird reason, they didn’t want novices going. That kinda sucks, but oh well, I still get to race at UAA’s tomorrow up on Lake Arthur. Wow… thats all I got… But heads up… I’m drafting a new Smartography.

March 29, 2008 Posted by Nick Smarto | General Blog | | No Comments

Camp Bob Cooper - Report #4

Today’s practices went rather well. This morning we did a more intense 5×5’ workout that tested out some of our higher speed abilities. It went well, and it was the perfect weather from rowing. It’s kinda inspiring in a sort of way to be rowing and watch the sun come up over the lake. The rest of the workouts today were also fun. For the final practice, me and by partner tried out rowing a pair. For those of you who are unfamiliar with rowing, pairs are a lot less stable than other configurations because there are only 2 oars on the water, each controlled separately. Anyways, we flipped over twice, which sent us for a nice swim. Oh well, it was a fun experience and it was a hotter day so the cold water was nice… for about 5 seconds.

Tonight, we had this novice entertainment thing for varsity that is a sort of tradition. The body is about the same as it was yesterday, no better, no worse. Certain bones are creaking when the move. Hair cut is still rockin’. Rowing is still FIERCE! Things are well.

On other funny thing, I noticed this before when I had vacations when I was young, but when you spend the entire day on the water, even on dry land it feels as though the world is rocking and waving a little bit. I’m sitting here slightly bobbing as if I was still on a boat.

March 12, 2008 Posted by Nick Smarto | Status Report | | No Comments